Status Updates From In Other Lands

"He looks like a prince," she continued wistfully.
"Well," said Elliot. "The monarchy are historically inbred."

"You're like me. Nobody will ever love you enough to stay."

And the dad of the year prize goes to...!

"So?" he asked, grinning with what Elliot found to be offensive bashfulness. "What did you think?"
"I do not see the point of this game, but you were excellent," said Serene.
Elliot looked up from his book. "Is it over?" he asked. "Who won?"

Awww, Luke, my poor baby.

"Forcing groups of teenagers to learn how to use deadly force is really weird and disturbing!"

Loving the lampooning of YA magic school tropes.

"Satan line dancing?" Elliot asked. "Peter, are you drunk?"
"Standing behind you," Myra said in a low, clear voice.

"I don't understand," said Luke.
"I don't know how to express the depths of my surprise," Elliot told him.

The amount of sass on this kid. XD

Well taht was devastating

Jaw meets floor

I cannot do this anymore just kiss already!!!!!!

Elliot and the nurse the duo that could end the world with their sarcasm

My god I think his depression is either worsening mine it fixing it

Oh dear someone fetch the blushing maiden, please make haste

For the love of god just communicate!!!!!

Gods please grant them communication

It’s a wonder to me that you are not yet expelled

It’s honestly good that Elliot is a pacifist, give a guy like that a taste for blood and a weapon and everyone is done for

Im really loving this so far, also, you guys are gay for each other just kissssss

i LOVE in other lands!!! My favorite character is Luke, and obviously I ship (I’ve been shipping from the beginning) Luke and Elliot