Status Updates From Wedding Toasts I'll Never Give

“I wouldn’t want to trade in my current problems for new ones with someone else.”

“With kids, we see them at their worst and keep loving them. They yell “I hate you!” and you have to be the grown-up and say “You’re mad I still love you.”…Why is it so much easier to do this with children than with adults? At our worst, why can’t I just think of [my husband] as my sometimes-awful pet cat?” 😂

“All your misery is created by you - absolutely all.”

“Human beings are works in progress that mistakenly think they’re finished.” -Daniel Gilbert

“That, for me, may be the most persuasive argument for monogamy: it lets you keep all your inside jokes in one place.”

“By staying married, we give something to ourselves and to others: hope. Hope that in steadfastly loving someone, we ourselves, for all our faults, will be loved; that the broken world will be made whole.”