Status Updates From Unlikely Match (Perfect Mat...

About the get Ye Olde 3rd Act Unpairing. Still not coving with these two.

I’m not really buying into this or maybe I don’t really like either of them. I can’t decide.

Slower start than Miss Match. Kinda boring…let’s see.

the unironic use of “le sigh” is killing me i cannot and i will not

i’m having many thoughts

oof the drama

“I’m a little worried that legal or worse, Lucinda, may find out we’ve been intimate and that our relationship has gone past the professional one and into the—”
“Shower, bedroom, kitchen.” Jamie counted on his fingers. “Did I miss one?”
Claire dropped her chin to her chest and sighed. “Master bedroom balcony, walk-in closet, and front seat of my car.”

I should’ve gotten to read each one 😤

“Claire stretched and put Hedy to the side as she stood, her position change stimulating her clit and causing her to pause briefly.
Shelly gave her a knowing smile and leaned against the counter, her arms crossed as she looked down at the gym shorts Claire was wearing. “You look good in my shorts.”

I’m literally too weak for this

*adds to fav sex scenes shelf*

THEYRE SO PERFECT I CANT TAKE IT

“When Shelly sucked Claire’s earlobe into her hot mouth, Claire felt herself flush, everywhere. Shelly’s hands found Claire’s, stopping their rubbing motion up and down the front of her thighs and guiding them to the skin under her T-shirt. She pulled back from Claire’s ear long enough to take the glasses out of her hair and pull off her shirt in a slow, teasing fashion.”

😦😵‍💫❤️

I’m actually going insane

(it’s the morning after) “A pair of oversized men’s gym shorts with MIT on the leg awaited her”

Thats actually so.

SHELLY 😦 maybe Alayla was right about the nerds