Status Updates From NISEMONOGATARI, Part 1: Fak...

"Isn't it overly hasty to label a mismatch between words and feelings a mere deception? If the words are not reflective of feelings, why assume that the words are false? Must the words be a lie and the feelings true? Who is to say?"

ummm. why is there sm incest here? 😐

"You'll read pretty much anything, huh?"
"Yes, the only thing I don't is the room."
"Thats some important reading you're forgetting!"
"I'm positively dyslexic there. I read between the lines but skip the lines. Or just scan Te footnotes."

"Would you mind not making my name sound like Okinawa slang? That's Hachikuji's gag!"
"Sorry, a slip of the tongue."
"No, it was on purpose."
"A slip of the hope you break your neck."

"Should I really be leaving you alone?"
"Of course. The whole thing will be over soon anyways. No one can stand on our way, y'know?"
"I hope someone sticks a knife in your kidney."
"By the way, how was Tsukihi? She's still home, isn't she?"

Average sibling conversation.
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"......." (this is longer)
Kanbaru had grown extensively silent. Who does for six whole lines of ellipses?!

Kanbaru is the funniest one fr

"If you are hot, why not turn on the air conditioner on that w-"
"N-no! Don't you care about our planet?!"
We seemed to have a hostage situation.
With Earth as one big hostage.
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"Even if I were midst of a struggle to save the world, I'd rush to your side if you called for me, the world be dammed."
As gallant as ever... but could she please put the world first and me second? Without the world I'd die too.

"The way she talked... these weren't slips of the tongue, but somersaults." 😭😭😭😭

"Besides, how busy could you be?"
"How busy could you bee?"
"That doesn't even make sense unless it's written down!"

I missed silly stuff like this 😭

"You've actually been pretty quiet lately. Why up and kidnap your boyfriend out of the blue? Is this some new trend in domestic violence I haven't heard of?"
As usual Araragi is in situations

"Relax, Araragi, I'm going to protect you. You won't die, because I'm going to protect you."
"As much as I appreciate the random Evangelion allusion..." 😭😭