Status Updates From The Hard Sell

i'm loving this except for the lack of contractions; i feel like i'm reading the inner thoughts and dialogue of robots.

I'm done. She just said cool beans, Lily is my new book BFF.

Wawa

I think I just fell in love with Jack. That was so my middle school slow dance jam. *sigh*

I am loving these side characters. Betty goes hard and Mona is uber sweet.

Yay! I think I was as anxious as the MCs lmao

Hmmm Mr. Hamilton, hmmm.

You better translate it lol I did

"Ratatouille sounds easy enough, plus the cartoon was cute." I literally think this to myself all the time!!!!!!!

Hmm I wonder what his deal is....

The banter in this is great!

Hahaha

Bahahaha Ricky is god damn hilarious.

Lmao tears rolling down my cheeks haha please know that I laugh at very juvenile things, but this is funny.

Lmao

Loving this book so much

The riding crop’s tip grazes the tender part of my ass cheeks. He teases me with a few gentle pats, but then upgrades to slaps. Oh my god, here it comes. Yes . . . Whack

He swipes the head of his penis on my lower lip and I flick the tip with my tongue. Wanting all of him inside my mouth, I grab his shaft and suck. God, he’s fucking delicious. I could suck his dick all day.

I can’t believe what just happened. I am a tingly, panting mess of emotional roulette. I am aroused. I am frustrated. I am shocked. I am pissed. I am embarrassed. I am more turned on than I’ve ever been in my life. I am everything all at once and it’s overwhelming.