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Elena
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” The Maaskab were an evil sect of ancient bloodthirsty Mayan priests who excelled in the dark arts and cold-blooded murder"
— Feb 20, 2023 07:09PM
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Jilly
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They have to stop:
"the worst disaster to hit the human race since the inception of Pokémon Go; "
— Jul 20, 2017 01:14AM
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Jilly
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(When he shows up at her gym):
"You showed up. I didn’t expect” Her voice faded “I didn’t expect to see your penis.” She swallowed and made a disgusted face. “Erect.”
He crossed his arms. “What? Never seen a god before?”
“If you’re referring to a beer-bellied slob reeking of stale beer, who’s standing nude and aroused in the middle of my gym, then no. I’ve never seen a god.”
“Boom! Well, now you have.”
— Jul 19, 2017 11:18PM
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"You showed up. I didn’t expect” Her voice faded “I didn’t expect to see your penis.” She swallowed and made a disgusted face. “Erect.”
He crossed his arms. “What? Never seen a god before?”
“If you’re referring to a beer-bellied slob reeking of stale beer, who’s standing nude and aroused in the middle of my gym, then no. I’ve never seen a god.”
“Boom! Well, now you have.”
