Status Updates From Dracula vs. Hitler

I would crack Dracula

Stopped reading all here— skip to Hitler letters & prisoner reports only; tedium of Harker-Lucy tension no longer bearable…plus this book has a lot of pages, probably a hundred too many honestly.

He says he checked out the box after removing the Top Secret page on top, box labeled “misc.” but doesn’t say how he managed to actually STEAL it for all the analysis to be done on the original contents/docs…

I am convinced that there is little doubt though scant physical evidence that the events described actually took place, however unbelievable & incomprehensible this may appear on a first reading.

I’m sure that there will be a slew of people who think this all fell out of a horse’s ass. That’s okay. Let the reader decide on the verity of the original authors & the story they tell.