Status Updates From The Death Doll

I don't need a bunch of corn fed white people trying to show this brother who's boss"

Yeah I'm done. This isn't worth my time.

She has no guardian? Someone could rape her in her sleep"

What the actual fuck? I'm so close to dropping this book.

How are you going to write Isaac one way in chapter 1 but then totally switch his speaking manner in chapter 2? Realized something, did you?

That man cut or replaced more consonants than the French.

As someone originally from Louisiana.... I can openly say- Bless yo lil ol heart..... 'n don't ever come to the south, ya hear? -_-

7 pages in and already seem to know where this book is going -_-

pg 4: which in some cases exposed their rotten genitalia."
What was the reason for this?
pg4: "she never had a problem with black people but[...]"
Oh so many ways to say "I'm not racist but..." -_-
pg5: talks about clothes hugging "shapely legs" and holster graced "her curvy waist"
uh huh.. cuz thats what you notice when you're about to die???

Ehhh