Status Updates From A House Among the Trees

This book harbors some of the longest sentences I have ever goddamn seen.

First lines | "Today, the actor arrives. Awake too early, too nervous for breakfast (coffee alone makes her more nervous still), fretful over what to wear (then irritated at caring so much), Tommy patrols the house that is now hers, shockingly and entirely hers—not just her bedroom and all it contains but…."