Status Updates From Ensnared

oh no! she's trapped by his robot house! oh no, she's falling in love with him!! oh no, he still thinks she's a robot but they're having a lot of sex anyway!!! oh no!!!! there's. robot monkeys, for some reason? her father has a crippling gambling addiction; her brother is a supersmart moron; she's unhealthily devoted to her job as a search and rescue worker.

none of this really gels, and this book is still terrible.

Idk when/why I bought this book but for some reason I did... and because of the cover it perfectly fit the prompt of a reading challenge I am doing, so okay! First impressions: oh no, this is a terrible book! Second impressions: Terrible... but for some reason I'm here for this extremely cheesy story?

tl;dr: girl pretends to be rich jerk's commissioned android to save her dad, Beauty and the Beast retelling ensues.