Status Updates From The Contract

Oh dear, it appears that I’m in a right ‘Muggle’ now!

Beginning to get that sinking feeling for our Melvyn. Excellent!

What the 'devil' is going on here?

Never a good move to annoy people that live their lives in an underworld of gangsters, mobsters and psychotic contract killers.

Not good for personal health and safety reasons, despite the obvious attractions of riches and treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

I wonder what can possibly go wrong here?

I try to read everything he writes.