Status Updates From The Cowboy and the Pencil-P...

Ugh... cheating. I hate cheating!

Gulp. He has a black giant horse called Diablo. Is it hot in here? *nervously pulls collar*

So adorable...

...When I’m working that’s all I care about.”
"Well, now you just sound pathetic.”
Heat washed through my face. “Isn’t there something you should be doing? There must be someone else you can pick on besides me?”His dimples appeared.
“You’re my favorite.”
“Lucky me.”

There was a time my biggest fantasies had to do with moonlit camel rides over endless stories and sapphire-lipped goblets of wine with Scheherazade. Now I just get lifestyle fantasies from folks who whimsically drop $800 on a pair of boots.

Sweet little story so far...

"'In that case, if you’ll excuse me, I have lots of other people to fuck over, so I need to get back to it.' I slipped my glasses back on and pretended to examine the figures on the paper." The defensive snark of this guy, when he's actually super-hurt, kills me. I loled loudly and then felt sad for him. This story is intensely captivating! *stares*

Man, I'm inbetween p-books from my local library, waiting on some interloans, so I decided to clean out my always-accumulating e-book pile. What a chore. I busted through three books, gave 'em all about four chapters to win me, all of them made me wanna throat punch them. Except this one. This one, I like. So far.

Well at least he arrived after the deed.

$800 boots tho. It boggles the mind.

Benji is a great wingman haha.