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Chapter 5. Very charming and entertaining.

Chapter 5. This is very charming and entertaining.

Why do i have a feeling I’m gonna DNF this book?

Okay, but what was the reason? No, literally, what was the actual motivation here? I've never seen such an underdeveloped motivation in a murder plot. It seems like they focused more on the shocking identity than actually fleshing out what would drive them to do that.

Also, there is still an hour and a half left, I really don't have the fortification for a 3rd act break up right now.

Wow, after all the attacks on the public, they've started hiring protection. Who ever would've expected that? That was the stupidest plan I've ever heard.

Wait, this man is literally trying to pin the murder and burglaries on you, so you respond by...*checks notes*... burglarizing? Walking be through that thought process of how this isn't the stupidest decision ever.

Wtf is up with her brother? You claim to know her well, but you think she'd marry someone just because of their title? She just said she wouldn't marry the old duke solely for the title. Also, what is the reason her brother doesn't like him? They were close friends as kids, but no reason given as to why they fell out yet

Did he even care about his dad? I mean, yeah, dude was a POS, but he's moved on pretty quickly.

Hey babe, you're acting like a criminal when you aren't one. You can definitely bring this up to your parents and have them ask the police if they're following you. If they are, oh well; if they aren't, you have a much bigger problem.

Archer, what are you doing? Now would be the perfect time to lay the groundwork of it being two different bandits.

The best possible outcome here is that his father is purposefully pursuing her to make Hawk jealous and court her himself, but I have major doubts based on how his father has already been acting.