Status Updates From The Unbreakable Boy: A Fath...

I'm baffled by this grown ass man who has an imaginary friend and a BABY who didn't know about medical staples

The thing is, you don't have to write a memoir about how much you suck. No one is making you write a memoir about how much you suck.

So it's weird how many people do it

I forgot about his imaginary friend 😭

Also maybe people should stop writing and publishing memoirs where they basically reveal that they, someone id previously never heard of are one of the worst people on planet earth

Them getting married is CRAZY

He is unreasonably upset that the woman he barely knows hasn't told him she's been married twice before

I hate this guy

also not to be a dick about this guy's ableist memoir about how much he hates his own kid but he writes like a 10 year old

hey man???? Your imaginary friend?? That you have as an adult??? Sir???

hey man? You're autistic. Not just your kid. You.

Wow. This guy sucks.

I'm not actually convinced the kid wrote this intro. It reads like a facsimile.

"I wish I was a better person"

Jesus fucking Christ. This kid is gonna need DECADES of therapy to undo the damage his parents have done