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Dan
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Jeezoooo. Ok. You must have sent that while I was typing lol
— Jul 26, 2026 06:28AM
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Dan
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Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-Whooooaaaaaaa.
What. In. The. World.
— Jul 26, 2026 06:26AM
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What. In. The. World.
Dan
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Finished “Xuthal of the Dusk.” Funnnn. So cheesy at times lol. Who doesn’t love a good cheese pulp story, though?! I havent been reading at night, I fall asleep in like 2 minnit. My head hits the pillow and I’m out like a light lol.
— Jul 25, 2026 06:44AM
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Dan
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Another fun story lol. I seem to be getting decent reading time in the mornings now even after I do my little morning warm up workout.
— Jul 24, 2026 06:58AM
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Dan
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I had BAD day at work today. But I didn’t want to just type it here because it would make you worry. Had to podcast it first so you didn’t get worried lol
— Jul 23, 2026 07:38PM
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Dan
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Finished “Black Colossus.” That was a fun one lol.
I gotta note the highlights quick, but there’s some good ones. Very much “Dude” stuff lol. Exactly what I was looking for after Romantasy reads lol
— Jul 23, 2026 07:08AM
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I gotta note the highlights quick, but there’s some good ones. Very much “Dude” stuff lol. Exactly what I was looking for after Romantasy reads lol
Dan
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Hey…psstttt…
Love you…
…I’m wearing your sweatshirt
Day 3. No vaping.
— Jul 23, 2026 05:57AM
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Love you…
…I’m wearing your sweatshirt
Day 3. No vaping.
Dan
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Threshing Day comes out September 29th. In case you were wondering
— Jul 22, 2026 08:54PM
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Dan
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Olympic gold medalist over here. Dare I say “World Record Holder”?? Lolol.
— Jul 22, 2026 08:08PM
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Dan
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Yeah. I think I’ll pause Conan after this one or the next. I think there’s like 16 stories in this book? Something like that.
Dungeon Crawler Carl? Is that what we do? When you finish current book, maybe?
— Jul 22, 2026 06:01PM
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Dungeon Crawler Carl? Is that what we do? When you finish current book, maybe?
Dan
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There’s a part I’m at that almost sounds like one of your books lol.
Speaking of. If we don’t start Dungeon Crawler Carl soon, I might jump back in to one of yours. What do you say, ehhhh?
— Jul 22, 2026 02:11PM
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Speaking of. If we don’t start Dungeon Crawler Carl soon, I might jump back in to one of yours. What do you say, ehhhh?
Dan
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Be ready for that when the day comes lol. Me waking up in the middle of the night to bad bad dreams lol. They lingerrrr. I do not like it.
— Jul 22, 2026 06:48AM
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Dan
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Finished the next story.
Bad bad baddddd dreams last night.
— Jul 22, 2026 05:05AM
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Bad bad baddddd dreams last night.
Dan
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Hiiiiiiii. Just got done with gym. Like I’m just changing. Hour stairs, 330 floors. Thennnn arm workout 😁. Strongk boi.
— Jul 21, 2026 07:39PM
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Dan
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lol I got advertised that Belladonna series today before you added it
— Jul 21, 2026 10:00AM
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Dan
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This second story is DARK. Very much horror scenes. I wanted to highlight some, but it was pages of description. Conan had been captured and was put in this cavernous pit where he was wandering around in the dark. Walking up on all kinds of monstrosities that were crawling around. Fuckin spooky lol.
— Jul 21, 2026 08:18AM
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Dan
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I guess this book is pretty long lol. Just finished the first story. It’s funny, since it was written in the 30’s I’m drawing a lot similarities to other things I’ve read in the past. Conan, the OG badass.
I heard your memo. I told you a king sized bed was the best. Have I steered you wrong yet? NO. I show you all the good stuff, and yet you still doubt me. Pshh. When will you learn? Never doubt me lol
— Jul 20, 2026 08:42AM
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I heard your memo. I told you a king sized bed was the best. Have I steered you wrong yet? NO. I show you all the good stuff, and yet you still doubt me. Pshh. When will you learn? Never doubt me lol
Dan
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Did 40 minnit earlier plus k-bell stuff. Then came back and did another 40. I think 3 hours in a day is enough lol.
Generally just low today. Surprise! Day off. Talked to my mom a little bit today. I don’t know if that helped much. But, hey, at least she checked in, right? I guess that’s something
— Jul 19, 2026 08:00PM
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Generally just low today. Surprise! Day off. Talked to my mom a little bit today. I don’t know if that helped much. But, hey, at least she checked in, right? I guess that’s something
Dan
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I think I’m going back to the gym… Yeah. I think that’s what I’m doing with my night
— Jul 19, 2026 06:39PM
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I’m hurtin’ today. You hurtin’ today? Cuz I’m hurtin’ today. Extra lol 😅🥲
— Jul 19, 2026 04:25PM
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Starting this next. I think I need a little testosterone read after three Romantasy books in a row lol. Nothing like a sword swinging barbarian to boost that a little bit lol.
It’s a collection of short stories mostly, so I can finish one and start something else if I need to.
— Jul 19, 2026 12:09PM
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It’s a collection of short stories mostly, so I can finish one and start something else if I need to.






