Status Updates From Unwrap My Heart: or It's Ti...

I’m sorry morning glory milk farm for ever doubting how good of a book you were

Why don’t you just take me out back and shoot me, it would be faster than whatever this is

….. this is certainly….. a book…. That I am reading…. Or perhaps…. Shouldn’t be classed as a book??

Looking up and finding out that this is supposed to be a twilight parody makes this make a lot of sense but unfortunately does NOT make me like it anymore

You done it, you’ve found a book I find hard to read 😔

Knowing one of the authors at least is a comedian is really telling, like it feels like he wrote this as a commentary and wants it to be funny but unfortunately he wrote it for like a male audience it feels like, and I certainly don’t like this kind of comedy

I’d like to say this is a great time, but I just don’t think I can bare to

I’m sorry… I know it’s supposed to be a silly book and I love the mummy concept, but the writing is hurting me personally. I feel like I’m reading a wattpad fanfic, and I’ve never even read one before

Interesting start, the writing style feels like it’s trying to give Percy Jackson but we not quite there