Status Updates From River of Teeth (River of Te...

I'm amazed at how little research went into this. Like, don't get me wrong, it's a silly premise rooted in a silly thing that actually was discussed in history, but you can't set a book in the 19th century and then reference the Bureau of Land Management, an agency that didn't exist until 1947. Not even a cutesy author's note joking about the historical inaccuracy excuses such poor research.

The way I’m so stressed for Hero rn. They better pull through

Well damn. Neville didn’t last long. Can’t help but feel that’s literally everyone’s fault since he kept asking the question whose answer would have saved his life, and which they all ignored.

I can tell immediately that this is going to be an outrageously fun book. I’m so seated for the gay hippo-riding cowboys.