Status Updates From The Hot Guy

I bought this book because it is written by films critics. So must be good. Its about more than a months now i cant barely finish half of it.

I'm really close to DNFing this book. For what I assume is NA it's written with such a juvenile voice and everything is super exaggerated.

But I have never DNF'd a book before... So part of me is like maybe I should see how it ends... Even though I'm also completely apathetic to the story.
Help?!