Status Updates From The Wedding Date

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// And stop calling Ethan "straight", he kissed a man, he is NOT fucking straight!!!! Why are the queer authors the most problematic and toxic and bigoted?!!! They hate when it's directed at them - and rightfully so, because it's abhorrent and vile - but yet they are bigoted, prejudiced, toxic, and problematic toward everyone else!!!! Such a fucking double standard!!! I hate this author!!!!

// Payton is going to be heartbroken but it isn't her problem?!!! The fact that the author thinks to write it that way makes the author a disgusting cunt of a shithead!!!! Clearly that's how the author thinks!!! IT IS Olivia's problem because she put him in this position >:-o!!!

// Olivia is a raging CUNT!!!! Payton IS a great guy and you DO NOT deserve him!!! You just want to saddle him with the responsibility of your fuck up of getting pregnant with some other guy's baby!!! Disgusting!!!!!!

// NOPE, ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! Anybody that is romantically and/or sexually curious about the same sex is most definitely NOT heterosexual/straight in any way, shape, or for, or in any capacity whatsoever!!! NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!! So the fact that Ethan is even a little curious means he is at least bisexual, and most definitely queer!!!!
DEFINITELY NOT HETEROSEXUAL THOUGH!!!!

// Ethan, dear, you are most definitely NOT straight!!! Not by ANY stretch of the imagination!!!

// Dude it should be: Bite them ON the ass!! Not "bite them in the ass" >:-o!!!

// Rereading this one :-)!!!

I’m not feeling it. 3 stars, but DNF