Status Updates From The Children

"crickets don't cheep"
"what do they do then?"
"they rub their hind legs together"
"..."
"perverts"

"He didn't even know he was doing it, but watching him smoke, watching his hand hold a cigarrette, made me want him so bad I had to cross my legs to stop myself from going down my hands and knees and lick it."

Also, they named a cow Heisenberg.