Status Updates From Mountain Shelter

"She lunged for the drawer, upsetting the orange cat in her rush to find the condom. And when she finally had it, she tore the package open with her teeth. One of the ferrets jumped up beside her, grabbed the package and dashed away."

All these animals around while they're having sex? Ferrets in particular?!? This isn't romantic - it's creepy!

Why do "non-sexual" women in these books always turn out to have "wild" tastes in bras and panties? Good grief. The cliches are coming thick and fast in this one!

Do we really need a 3 page description of what Jayne's house looks like when she's already decided she can never go back there???