Status Updates From Arrows Through Archer

I'M CRYING

I can smell the heartbreak and I'm not ready

I can’t remember the last time a book made my eyes water with the first line.

WHAT THE FUCK is the point. 3 years gone and wasted. no.

Three Years Later.

This trope owes me therapy🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

Purple prose is essentially overwrought writing where the author focuses more on how the sentences sound rather than what they convey. This book has a shit ton of purple prose, just everywhere, and it takes away from the plot. Some scenes I don’t understand wtf is happening bc it’s so vague. Conversations are disjointed and unrealistic; they skip from one topic to another in very short, stilted dialogue.

Oh that was so brutal.

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“Puzzles make you happy, don’t they?”
“It’s not the puzzles that make me happy, Mallory”
just audibly screamed while reading that!!!!
THE TENSION