Status Updates From Vallista (Vlad Taltos, #15)

In addition to the sheer size, the thing that tells you you're in the bedroom of someone rich is the lack of clothes. They always have walk-in wardrobes, or even whole other rooms for dressing--nothing you'd need is ever nearby. Being rich means making everything inconvenient. Remember to attribute that when you quote it. T-A-L-T-O-S.