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Have you ever read The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy? If so. You would probably enjoy this one. It's completely random. Everything goes. I feel it has more of a plot of the THGG but only slightly. Do you have to suspend reality to enjoy it? Yup. Are the characters ridiculous. Yup. Things make sense? Not always. Does it take place in Waterloo, Ontario, and that just makes it way more fun? 💯.

“Just as olden-day families had once assigned their offspring to different seats of power — the eldest sent to the army, the next to the church, the third into government, and so on—“

I…….. don’t think that’s the correct/usual order of operations. but sure. close enough.

hey your superhero looks gnc af

is it just me or do the vampires operate on Vampire: The Masquerade rules