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kept skipping around learned her mother also goes gay and said actually im done

also sorry still skipping ahead of course the platonic friendship is w the white canadian who is also uncomfortable. i thought it was going to be w her poc roommate whose space she was colonizing but no

sorry also skipping ahead i see she does kiss elijah at some point which sucks shit but its only mentioned to do the fanfiction thing of going "it was nothing like kissing him! her lips were soft and she smelled different" so i suspect she wont be discovering shes bi lolol thanks lesbian author who def belives in t/rf concept of comphet! also her mom is a white south african and these people are dazzled by that fact

at that age. also she kisses juna when shes having a panic attack which is a crazy thing to do)

the way you know the black guy named agnes has zero chances of being her love interest or even becoming a fleshed out character (i checked before definitely saying maybe annoying sam gets that role but actually she kisses juna, which as a queer let me say: hey queer author of this book i think you are projecting! i dont think flora is queer or if she is certainly even w the quare experience wouldnt figure that out

"the white kids, about half of us" yeah i dont think that would be the case in an irl version of this school, however woke it was. also the disability mention in this school did make me go: she mentioned a porch for her cabin, how fucking disability friendly is the rickety ass camp

not the triple parentheses..........why would that be done? i love overusing punctuation but dont know what imapct thats supposed to be. plus of course in 2017 i feel certain we already had the bigoted social media implication???? yeah the fucking dril keebler elf tweet was in 2016. bro what is this shitty fucking book

her dad also being like 'if you decide to stay' brother shes a high school student who committed to going to this school. just doing the 'i didnt want to argue with your mother' route as the only excuse for "letting it happen" is legit crazy. am i insane i never transferred schools in high school because i know HOW MUCH OF A COMMITTMENT THAT IS. and there were local exclusive hippie type schools exactly like this!

hey man i actually wasnt wondering why you, a high school student experiencing start of new school anxiety, hadnt ditched your new school yet after a single week. i do wonder why you keep interrupting the story to talk to the reader in a non interesting very insecure-but-on-behalf-of-the-author-not-the-character-way

"keep quare quirky" and why has this upstate new york quaker school stolen the austin texas motto w the serial numbers filed off? (a motto that while predating the buzzfeed era 2010s by some years definitely only made it to the consciousness of people like myself during that era.)

whoops that was for page72 my b

"her samoan mother" seeee im woke i include characters of color....in the least inclusive most poorly written way possible. also, no flora you wouldnt be able to have sex on stage do to the fact that this is a high school for teenagers.

"it would be cross because shes in her 40s and hes in his 20s..an age difference that society accepts when the man is older but shames when the woman is older" bro you are a shitty 16 year old fauxminist who said their was no power imbalance when you were trying to get with your teacher-tutor. we did not need the continued aside. the author of this book is so dumb

oh good shes namechecking fucking naomi kleins no logo. great super in character. like OBVIOUSLY there are real human beings who can namecheck klein or decolonization and stuff while being rich out of touch white people not actually comitted to the cause. but for the type of character she is written as it just doesnt make sense and every time sounds like the author going "i know books dont judge me for writing ya"

some vintage outfit that was featured that they are trying to heist because its actually priceless in order to make this make sense.

sorry not the teen girl magazine fucking searching for miss tulip. so so dumb and unrealistic, blogs like that just end all the time. if they wanted this plot to make sense after being interviewed for that magazine elijah should have been hired by them for some online verticle and the success makes them want to keep it going even when it ends. but like. come on "keep forwarding me tips from readers" she better have

sorry her judgments at the dif types of person would literally all make sense if there was less virtue signalling at the front of the book. also the judgements about other people wearing "vintage" clothes but they arent cute like hers they are just old clothes wow quelle surprise its almost like shes just a rich white girl who is hollow as a character.

sorry didnt even think to consider what movie posters she had assumed it would be clueless or similar as she already mentioned cher as her idol. "its a wonderful life" and "the scarlet letter" are SUCH bizarre choices lol. also. i dont think hs students would be allowed nudism in a school environment. and they shouldnt be!

her friends arent even real characters why do we need messages of them being worried for her (also the fact that shes only sending letters to one of her friends is so funny)

not the headmistress having a fucking nanny lol

oh dont worry the fashion show benefits homeless youth, sure. anyways one of them being named after my behated the devil wears prada is very lol.

sorry not most of the fashion designers having names that read poc like. yeah sure. thats who that blog was supposed to appeal to. if its not satire ill scream.

sorry what fucking awards did that blog win in less than a year of existence. in what world was it influential enough to have inspired a fashion show. bro come the fuck onnnnnnnnn. i just know the "im miss tulips" thing is going to be some big reveal or its going to be critiquing the blog or whatever and shell get emo. come ON

yes, being 'off sugar' is what cool all girls at quaker schools do and isnt what annoying rich girls from ny private schools do. thats how it works.

had to google who jenna lyons is. former j crew president lol. again. put more emphasis on flora as a clueless girlboss type white feminist and or just clueless white rich girl and alllll of this makes more sense

being specifically told to bring only a few things and bringing your whole perfume collection, nightmare student.

cant commit to a year but can include a whole ass phone number in the book lol and telling her friend to go to the same doctor she told her dad to go to like????????? this character is all fluff no substance.

quinoa,,,girl the 2013 of it all. like. thats just a grain, im not a huge fan but its fine. but its SO 2013 lol

"those macarons we used to get" girls its been like two days

sorry would have been nice to know her arguing parents actually got divorced. the way information is communicated in this book is wild