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"I've let George deprive me of too much. Even when he was in prison, he controlled my choices in a lot of ways. Made me avoid other people. Made me distrustful."

No, Dory, you simpering pathetic moron. YOU did that. Only you. She's making me so angry!

Christ almighty, I'm this far away from throwing this book at the wall and being done with it. Dory is testing my last nerve.

How is this relationship ever going to work? Cadell has to walk on fucking eggshells over every single fucking thing he says to Dory! It would be exhausting!

Is it wrong to hope that Dory's brother does track her down and lop off her head? Good grief....

I'm not sure I can go on. Melodramatic doesn't even begin to describe Dory. Can a person really be this naive, stupid and helpless?!?

"It was as if whatever progress she had made over time had been stripped from her."

Dory, it's been 25 years. I can tell you now, you've made ZERO progress!

Melodramatic, thy name is Dory!

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Okay, Dory, we get it. Something sucky happened when you were 7 years old. Stop acting as if you've cornered the market on childhood trauma. Good grief!