Status Updates From La Magnifica Stronza: Perch...

so far good advice mostly only for reallyyy early dating stages. like, “talking” stages. with a few exceptions of reminders to do my own thing (gym, read, social plans etc), keep it positive when he texts/calls (move with gratitude), and let him come my way versus pushing anything along.
also a funny/easy read — kind of refreshing for 2026 with all the PC reads