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Thank fuck this novel is over.

Rtc.

🎶imma make you jealous jealous jealous🎶

Thank fuck last chapter

God this book is whack

Ooh look crazy ex lovers too

Sheesh

Drama so epic but my mind so deflated 🤦🏻‍♀️

One needs to really decide what one is feeling

Oh now we remembering things eh

Oh also they finally had it 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Stretched longer than my life honestly

My previous point remains.

When authors had nothing more to add to the book - they then stretched a s** scene to fill up

Especially a scene with two hated characters - that I hate 🤦🏻‍♀️

No one seems to be getting this show on the run yet 🔥🔥🔥🔥

🔥🔥🔥🔥these times at the ready

Ooh look they’re finally giving in

And who cares honestly

He deserves that slap to his face

Also poor Keith her date..

“Getting with him to get back at me” he said

This is the part usually where the heroine dumps such a jerk and goes off in search of the “Real Hero”

But instead we have this shmuck who’s playing the hero

Dear god save us all

Shit is sexy when you’re dancing around each other’s s***al tension

But this…this novel is just desperation 🤦🏻‍♀️

That was the only enjoyable conversation I could actually tolerate in this entire book.

Ooh look at that

Incoming caveman who can do whatever he wants but oh no if a woman does it

Oh the humanity 🤦🏻‍♀️

Was he the only available man left on earth that everyone’s going Gaga on him?

Sheesh

Also does no one ever work in that office? No one? This feels like next level Dynasty or somethin 🤦🏻‍♀️

I’m trying to remind myself why I think this novel is worth it

The reasons are hard to come by

Especially with their consistent…h**** teenage behaviour…it’s really hard to think of good reasons

Oh no the sadness of them not being able to f- like teenagers

Oh who cares

Oh yes your true regrets Romeo for not having her

I could care less

Oh. Loook. A WakeUp call from their teenage make out session.

I understand it’s an erotica but some context to their story would’ve been nice

Already a make out session is not gonna make me like this

I'm almost finished with Dorian and Demi's story and it's so addicting I can tell you that much. Stay tuned for my review to come.