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"She had nervously insisted on turning off the lights first, and as I kissed my way up from her body to her lips, she finally found the courage to touch one of my tentacles."
Horror? I mean depending on who you ask, i guess?

"Though she was all ears, I was too frightened to speak, for I'd never seen a body built that way."
Dad jokes

Rather than one sentence horror stories these feel more like a what if horror stories, where your brain comes up with one tiny idea for a whole story and instead of pursuing it you write it down and hope the rest comes later