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I swear... if these authors say "Marrill bit her lip" ONE MORE FREAKING TIME! I MIGHT THROW THIS BOOK ACROSS THE ROOM.
IS THAT ALL SHE DOES? BITE HER LIP?
Also, why is the Naysayer still here? He's grumpy, bossy and rude, would he really still be on the Kraken and with the crew 6 months later? I feel like he would've left them ASAP.
Also also! The memory thing with these "Wivervanes" is already getting repetitive.

This city they're trying to explain does not make sense...
Never-ending sinking city, and there are crane workers that constantly take pieces/buildings that are nearing the bottom and bring them back to the top? Constantly? Over and over again? Sounds depressing. I don't even know how that works... obviously logic is thrown out the window and is replaced by the Pirate Stream's magic, but I still don't understand.

"Wishes are great things, O King... But for every wish made real, a thousand possibilities must be ended. Are you ready to end a world you've never seen before?" - Dawn Wizard

"Anyone needs me, I'll be in the hold, practising my surrenderin' speech." - Naysayer

Remy:"He looks mean!"
Marrill:"He's the Pirate King! He's supposed to look mean. But inside he's really a kitten."
Stavik:"Kittens have sharp claws! And pointy little teeth. *to the rest of the crew* First oneaya who calls me a kitten loses a finger!"

who is cutting onions-

Marril forgetting shoots me in the back of the neck every time i swear