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Sasha
is on page 292 of 368
ain’t no way this was in a middle school library 💀
— Sep 10, 2025 03:46PM
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Sasha
is on page 97 of 368
back to the paleontologists because I feel an irrational sense of guilt for starting another book without finishing this one first 😀
— Sep 08, 2025 08:33PM
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Sasha
is on page 21 of 368
Not my particular cup of tea but it isn’t absolutely horrible so far
— Sep 01, 2025 04:48PM
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Sasha
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attempting to dwindle my physical tbr ever so slowly
— Sep 01, 2025 04:30PM
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Ashley Leblanc
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THE DIFFERENT FONTS ARE THE DIFFERENT MAIN CHARACTERS. NEW PET PEEVE UNLOCKED. WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS.
— Aug 21, 2025 05:06PM
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Ashley Leblanc
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Why did the font change suddenly….
— Aug 21, 2025 05:02PM
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Eden Woolworth
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I swear to god, if he gets a “vision quest” from the snake venom, I’m committing some type of crime.
— Jul 05, 2025 02:44AM
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Eden Woolworth
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You know he’s a bad protagonist when the thought of him dying from a snake bite excites me.
— Jul 05, 2025 02:41AM
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Eden Woolworth
is on page 311 of 368
A few days into this marriage and he’s already being an emotionally abusive asshole. Great.
— Jul 05, 2025 02:10AM
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Eden Woolworth
is on page 306 of 368
“Once he passed gas quite musically.”
Bitch, what?
But also, see my point about comedy, Kenneth?
— Jul 05, 2025 02:04AM
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Bitch, what?
But also, see my point about comedy, Kenneth?
Eden Woolworth
is on page 300 of 368
THE DAMP HAIR OF HER UNDERARMS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
— Jul 05, 2025 01:58AM
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Eden Woolworth
is on page 299 of 368
“Because now the pain was fading, and I was beginning to recognize the pleasurable tightening, the spreading heat I sometimes gave myself, only this time it was more urgent, and much, much better.”
Consult a woman next time, dude. This shit is so false.
— Jul 05, 2025 01:57AM
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Consult a woman next time, dude. This shit is so false.









