Status Updates From The Duke of Desire (The Unt...

Oh great so he actually sounds like an asshole

So after everything she’d gone through, she’s sleeping with a dude she’s not even engaged to. Pfff 😤 Premarital sex in historicals is becoming my pet peeve…

He’s never been in love. I’m not even surprised.

He knows he has children somewhere. He knows about one, but there are probably more. But he doesn’t care, because they are loved and cared for. So he keeps sleeping around, because “he likes helping people.” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

I would be enjoying this a lot more if he was just a regular rake, instead of some weird charity prostitute.

“You have to want to have sex with me, and I’m not sure you do.” our self-proclaimed sex therapist is considerate about consent. I was so curious about Ivy’s book, but 🤢🤮

I won’t be starting a new liaison during the house party. I’m on holiday In a world with zero sex-ed, there’s a DUKE who sells his body to educate people. How noble! How fortunate that he has other sources of income and can take a holiday.

So couples contact his secretary, and then he “helps” by fucking the wife, with the husband’s blessing. I’m dead 💀💀💀 He’s like Otis from Sex Education, but on steroids.

He sleeps with married women to “teach” them everything, because he’s such a good guy and just wants to help. And — wait for it 🥁🥁🥁—THEIR HUSBANDS THANK HIM LATER 💀💀💀