Status Updates From The Ultimate Werewolf

It's a nice try, but I feel like any attempt to explain werewolves scientifically is doomed to failure.

Why isn't Wolfman in Casablanca a real movie? I'd watch the fuck out of that.

"You ruined a perfectly good werewolf is what you did. Look at him. He's got anxiety."

I liked that one, but not the ending. I wanted her to be evil.

(Two in a row for "werewolves as sexual repression." Not my cup of tea. Personally, I think people could stand to be a little more repressed.)

"She couldn't keep switching things around on him when he was sleeping. It wasn't fair."

I don't think we're supposed to like Adam, but that's a fair point. I mean, Amelia can't put her life on hold, but she could at least leave a note or something.

"What is all this metaphysical crap?"

THAT'S WHAT I KEEP ASKING!

Yes, Martha's life is very sad, but a.) what does it have to do with anything, and b.) why has this werewolf story spent more time talking about her than it has about werewolves?

What the FUCK am I reading and why is it in an anthology of werewolf stories?!

What am I reading? I can't even tell what kind of setting this is.

Am I the only one who doesn't really like The Wolf Man?