Status Updates From Mr. Midshipman Easy

So racist and lowkey drawn out

Reading for my college class

Man, this thing is hilarious. XD

A man who is able and willing to pay a large tavern bill will always find followers—that is, to the tavern.

What had Mr Easy to offer in reply? He must either, as a philosopher, have sacrificed his hypothesis, or, as a father, have sacrificed his son. Like all philosophers, he preferred what he considered as the less important of the two, he sacrificed his son; but—we will do him justice—he did it with a sigh.