Status Updates From Corpalism

When I started this book there were parts I found interesting. However, now at page 391 and I can't read any more. I'm so bored and I feel that if I read more I may find myself in a reading slump, so I'm going to count this as a DNF (I may be too late on preventing a reading slump). It is extremely rare that I DNF books, in fact, in my 10 years on Goodreads I have only DNF'd one book. But.I.Just.Can't.Read.Any.More.