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anna ۶ৎ (pretty sad for a girl so in love vers)
is on page 245 of 272
"And girlfriend, you don't need beauty sleep to fix that face! You need to HIBERNATE! Until next SPRING!"
The comebacks in this book are so cheesy I love them 😭
— Jan 31, 2026 12:55PM
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The comebacks in this book are so cheesy I love them 😭
anna ۶ৎ (pretty sad for a girl so in love vers)
is on page 104 of 272
"OMG!! MACKENZIE!! IT'S YOUR... NOSE!! I can't believe it. Your NOSE!!"
"WHATS WRONG WITH MY NOSE?!"
"IT'S IN MY BUSINESS! AGAIN!"
🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏
— Jan 31, 2026 11:40AM
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"WHATS WRONG WITH MY NOSE?!"
"IT'S IN MY BUSINESS! AGAIN!"
🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏
anna ۶ৎ (pretty sad for a girl so in love vers)
is on page 62 of 272
"The social medium? Dad, what are you talking about?"
"You know, the Instachat, the Snapgram, the Facedriends, and Tweetering!"
😭😭😭
— Jan 31, 2026 11:21AM
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"You know, the Instachat, the Snapgram, the Facedriends, and Tweetering!"
😭😭😭
anna ۶ৎ (pretty sad for a girl so in love vers)
is on page 30 of 272
"The GOOD NEWS is that the whole crush thing is mostly just harmless fun 🙂! Your crush will probably NEVER even know you're actually crushing on 'em.
But the BAD NEWS is that even the mildest crush can potentially evolve into a CRUSH-ITIS CRISIS! And when that happens, you could possibly LOSE. YOUR. MIND!!..."
Wise words Nikki 👏
— Jan 31, 2026 11:06AM
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But the BAD NEWS is that even the mildest crush can potentially evolve into a CRUSH-ITIS CRISIS! And when that happens, you could possibly LOSE. YOUR. MIND!!..."
Wise words Nikki 👏
anna ۶ৎ (pretty sad for a girl so in love vers)
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Stole this from my sisters backpack and am now re-reading it. Peak nostalgia <33
— Jan 31, 2026 10:52AM
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