Status Updates From Mr Salary

Frank sounding a bit too much like Frank Gallagher 😭🙏

please don't be bad i need a sally rooney win besides NP

This thing is so tiny it’s adorable

“It was in my nature to absorb large volumes of information during times of distress, like I could master the distress through intellectual dominance.”

My love for him “felt so total and so annihilating that it was often impossible for me to see him clearly at all. If he left my line of sight for more than a few seconds, I couldn’t even remember what his face looked like.” Fuck offff

My love for him felt so total and so annihilating that it was often impossible for me to see him clearly at all.

Would it be a major bereavement for you if I died? I said.