Status Updates From The Callahan Chronicals (Ca...

We are still talking about the author, and I'm losing interest.  I also don't like puns all that much. How likely am I to enjoy this? If the introduction was shorter, I might be more willing to give this a shot.  As it stands, I haven't even started, and I'm already tired of being here.  Dnf, I might try later if I'm desperate for cosy, possibly funny.