Status Updates From New World Order

She's a Strong Female Character (TM). You know she's a Strong Female Character (TM) because she uses words like "goddammit" and "piss." Only a Strong Female Character (TM) is capable of using such naughty words. But even though she's a Strong Female Character (TM), all she really wants is to be sexually submissive to a Real Man (TM). Is that too much to ask?

There are two types of women the the world: uptight, vegan librarians, and scotch-swilling temptresses. Some times all a woman has to do to go from one to the other, is release her raven hair from her schoolmarm bun.