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Elithanathile
is 24% done
// Uh listen up ... knock it off with the passive aggressive bullshit criticism of Tim Horton's okay?!!? And Dunkin' Donuts has NOTHING on Timmy's. Okay?!? B-Bye.
— Apr 23, 2017 01:04PM
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Anke
is 30% done
But what I don't understand is: as a European citizen he's under the visa waiver, so why can't he enter Canada?
— Apr 06, 2017 11:28AM
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Ami
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Told my friend that I wonder if she imagined the tall, dark, and deported Portuguese as Ronaldo (the soccer player) *LOL*
— Apr 04, 2017 09:46PM
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SheReadsALot
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The sexual tension... Can one get contact blue balls?
The cracky fluff helps ease the pangs. Thank goodness.
This couple are made for each other. (Well duh, but you know what I mean)
— Mar 30, 2017 07:15AM
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The cracky fluff helps ease the pangs. Thank goodness.
This couple are made for each other. (Well duh, but you know what I mean)
SheReadsALot
is 30% done
Crawford!!! I love it all, sir! What a stand up guy! Other than his faulty opinion on Tim Hortons, he's a dream guy.
I'm trying to not hold his opinion against him since he's swoon worthy material.
Trying.
— Mar 29, 2017 09:00AM
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I'm trying to not hold his opinion against him since he's swoon worthy material.
Trying.
SheReadsALot
is 21% done
I like these characters. Cute first meeting.
— Mar 28, 2017 05:51PM
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Sara
is 88% done
Goo. We have goo. Sigh. This is delicious. Just, lovely.
— Mar 28, 2017 11:09AM
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Sara
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LOL! Totally Los Angeles!!!
“It barely rains, and when it does all hell breaks loose because everyone drives like it’s the apocalypse.”
— Mar 28, 2017 09:57AM
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“It barely rains, and when it does all hell breaks loose because everyone drives like it’s the apocalypse.”
Sara
is 37% done
“That is so kind of you, but I have plans for my husband tonight.” Mateus’s voice was like velvet, making it clear that those plans he so glibly referenced were definitely not for public consumption. He ran a proprietary hand up Crawford’s back and down his arm, twining their hands together.
HA! I adore Mateus!
— Mar 28, 2017 08:56AM
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HA! I adore Mateus!
Sara
is 13% done
Wow. Crawford has basically nothing to lose and Mateus has basically nothing to go back for. Well then, let's get this meet on, shall we?
— Mar 27, 2017 02:55PM
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