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"actually my grandfather is very wealthy"

why did you need to say that, she was just listing off things because YOU ASKED HER A QUESTION

The mayor works at the salon.

MC got two haircuts in like a few days time.

"i've been doing this a long time so i know what to look for"

no sir, that means you OVERLOOK things because you're already assuming the answer and DON'T LOOK AT EVERYTHING

why does every single person know this dude's daily schedule?

'go to the bar or go here or here, he tends to go there around this time of day'

like how and why do you know that?

yah sure let the random person into the back area of A PLACE THAT SERVES FOOD, i'm sure the health department won't care. also you don't KNOW her my dude, DON'T LET HER GO BEHIND THE COUNTER

SEA TURTLES and they're laying eggs 🥺🥺

Coming home to a dead body, fun times