Status Updates From My Cousin Rachel

Philip is a BONEHEAD! Whew, thank goodness the godfather and owner of the trust stepped in to correct that foolishness! And he’s mad as all hell about it too! Man, it’s a good thing he can’t legally touch the goods because he doesn’t have the sense he was born with!! I think blackmail is a red herring. I’m going with Rachel looking for a suga daddy and Philip is foolish enough to oblige.

I think she killed Ambrose with a plant!

Did cousin Rachel kill her first husband. Did she kill Ambrose and is trying to seduce Phillip to fall in love with her to marry him so she can be the next heir and kill him. Has she been doing this all her life? Is rainaldi involved. Is rainaldi her lover and they are doing this together to get more money. Is she moving all over the place to avoid suspicion? Is that house she lived in where Ambrose died her ex husb

Man, Philip is a sucka! Rachel’s playing him like a violin. I get that his whole thing is that he knows Jack B Shit about women, but where is his common sense!? Thank goodness the estate and the big bucks don’t turn to him until he’s 25! His birthday is in April, right? So winter just arrived and Rachel got there in September so I think a countdown to doom is forthcoming. Maybe Louise will do something?