Status Updates From Summers at Castle Auburn

Yeap called it. Roderick and Elisandra 🤣

Calling it now—Elisandra poisoned Bryan

Oop—dramaaaaa (started by none other than Bryan. Like, what’s dude’s problem)

🫪 that’s my reaction to what I’ve just read with

Yeap he (Bryan) got someone pregnant ☠️☠️

Doubling down on my calling it on the Elisandra, the sister, and Roderick

Wow! Sisters who are matched in beauty! Not one (the FL) who’s plainer than the other! Colour me surprised lol.

lol it’s not been said outright but has Bryan gone and got someone up the duff ☠️☠️

Idk what it is about books about summers spent in a certain place whilst the MCs are young and naive, but then they all grow up and they’re just not the same—the people and the summer.

I like Roderick. I’m not getting ML vibes from him, so I’m sensing maybe there’ll be a thing between him and the half sister. Maybe.

Wow—surprising! It’s the half sister who judges enslavement and not the FL!!

I know she’s supposed to be naive, but discussing the hunting of a race in front of very said race—miss girl?

I’m calling it now: FL is half aliora 😂😂

It feels like so long since I’ve read an actual seemingly likeable FL 🤧🤧 let’s hope she stays so.

Also FL is licking the undersides of CP’s boots ☠️☠️ she’s gonna have her heart broken

Well, it turns out the red flag wasn’t a mile away, it was right in front of me 😂😂 he (the CP not the suspected ML or LI) is a whining ‘bUT iM tHe pRinCe’ type lol kinda like Joffrey 😂

I can sniff a red flag a mile away 😂😂 no he’s not the ML, but if I’ve learnt anything, it’s that if there’s a CP who’s not the ML, he’s going to be either a villain or a jerk. No in between. Okay there sometimes is, but those are the usual suspects lol

Here we go! Third book found. Seems charming. Writing style is simple, but not blandly so.

aHA I totally called this poisoner!! this is soooo satisfying it’s like the purple wedding if sansa HAD poisoned joffrey

awww I love roderick and elisandra!! they’re so show!richard/kahlan coded. love when a high-strung depressed and repressed woman who has lived for nothing but duty finds herself a hypercompetent golden retriever of a man

you're so right sharon, coming of age IS all about being radicalized into the woke left and engaging in disruptive direct action

ewwww his name is KENTLEY?? what kind of white lady chalkboard ass

hell yeah girl get woke!! faerie slavery abolitionist era let's go

so true bestie the most important thing you can learn in a coming-of-age novel is "men ain't shit"

this scene was definitely written after watching Little Women (1994)