Status Updates From Men of the House

this is twisted. i love it.

new author for me

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I cannot with this story. Colt has a 12 inch penis. Bruh. He would split a woman in half if he so much as nudged her opening with that thing.

Not my book

Couldn't finish.

Apollo is hard on the wardrobe

I totally saw Fredrick coming a mile away!!! All woman do this to some extent. The "brake in case of emergency man".

This girl is a fucking roller coaster! Ashley is someone I'd be friends with for pure entertainment purposes. Just listening & watching shit blowing up around her would justify a lot lol

I find myself annoyed with all these editing issues. This authors work needs an editor asap. She got dude's performing astronomical feats like fucking a girl from both ends. How is this possible Answer it's not *rolling my eyes

Come on now some discretion is common sense. 😑 go have ur 15 outside work maybe go to a cafe. Hell walk outside to give her the details or change the names to protect your &a his reputation. Even better Call her after work! Wtf rolling my 👀

This author also likes for her H to warn the woman they'll moan & screen & beg. Get new material 🙄 interchangeable H(s) +lines aren't sexy

Stop apologizing!! It's becoming repetitive & ineffective

Omg Natalie sit her down, tie her up, tape her mouth, remove her from the premises. This is an emergency 🚨 do your BFF duties she's clearly having technical difficulties with reality.

"Just look at me. Don't look around. Just stay calm. Nothing is wrong."- Natalie
Yeah bc that'll work. OMG I'm dieing laughing so hard my side hurts!!

Now is a good time to imitate an ostrich. Like literally hide your flaming face from the world & voluntarily remain ignorant.
Omg world kindly open a big hole for Ashley to step into lol 😱🕳🙊

Oh hell no!!! Karma it's karma Ashley. Gawd this worse than that tragic reply to all outlook debacles when they 1st popped up on employee computers.

What in the fucking hell. This h has the shitiest luck. She can't even gossip with her work BFF without some embarrassing moment creeping up on her. The author is making me feel sorry for the cab thief. Well done author. I never forgive cab thieves lmao 😂

"Fuck you I hope you step on a lego in the dark."- Ashley
Wait what?!? 😶

Ubber snob*

Apollo taking a taxi is not slumming asshole you limo ridding inner snob