Status Updates From Snapped (Agent Jade Monroe ...

YOU GONNA GET CAUGHTTTT but blonde??? Jordan??? Nuh uh she’s totally black haired

JT NOOOO HES MEETING JORDAN 😭😭😭😭 PLEASE SURVIVE I BEGGGG

TAYLOR???

OKAY HEAR ME OUT
Jordan is either jade and ambers sister or mother and is killing people who were involved with Max Sims which explains why her last victim was involved in a “ second hand “ murder. also jades is kinda getting on my nerves 😭 like no one is attacking you

So she’s INSANE but we now have clues about her victims
1. They are killed with concrete and two work in the company of concrete
2. Mark apparently “killed someone “ she loved
3. All her victims are men except Beverly who was a night shift nurse

Bro I love them sm jade and jt are my favs also hear me out i imagine jt as like mixed and jade as pretty pale with long dark hair like Rory’s and then Amber with ginger hair

ITS AMBER SHES THE NEXT VICTIM TRUST

Okay someone is gonna try and kidnap Jade, IDK WHY but when J.T said that, it gave me that idea. Also I think the killer is gonna kill Amber and leave some kind of hint saying Jades next.

in my mind jade and jt are like 20 NOT 45 😭 also they’re so cute

so jordan needed a way to help her feel better so she decided to kill people??? also kent is totally gonna be next on the list AND a theory is that jordan is jade and ambers mom bc jordan is killing people out of revenge so what if she’s killing them bc they hurt her husband and were suspects in his murder AKA JADE AND AMBERS DAD wait just remebered kent is the husband 😭 BUT JORDAN IS THE MOM TRUST

IF THIS IS A AGE GAP ROMANCE IM GONNA CRY 😭 I though jade was like 22-25 but j.t. is literally 37 YEARS OLD but I like him a lot so far and I honestly really like jade she’s a really good main character

Sooo I’m so wrong about Ted being jades dad but when they said he was in a recliner which THE DAD WAS IN WHEN HE DIED I was so sure but whatever…… also Jordan is a sociopath like what did he do that made her stuff him in CONCRETE and shove a TRIPOD in his EYES so hes fully under

amber and jade?? I’m sensing a theme and lowkey I think jack loves jade and hear me out okay REALLY hear me out I think Ted is jade and ambers father who died bc we already know Ted dies bc of Jordan but jade doesn’t know who killed him AND we don’t know the moms name so she could be Amanda AND we never learned the daughters name so it could be jade!!

HOLY OPENING LINE this book sounds so good and I’m 5 pages in 😭😭