Status Updates From Rebel with a Cupcake

she's wearing the dress... over skinny jeans?
2010 fashion is ridiculous omg

Matt is a clown in disguise and Alex is the man. Got it.

wait... does Alex have a crush on Jess

“Looks jammed,” Matt says as he taps his long, tanned fingers on the wheel. I try not to feel jealous of an inanimate object..."
nahh WHAT this is insane

ok I love the smoothie scene
character moments y'know

okayy gran 💅

Mr Ambrose? Chase became a principal?

“He crossed a road to be with me, risking life and limb. Have you seen how badly rich people drive in their huge black SUVs round here? He could have been killed. My friends were wrong — we are destined to be together.”

see this is what it actually means to be delulu

“If I reached out, I could almost touch his thigh. I really, really want to touch his thigh.”

okk chill out now

ooh character rebels and walks away from toxicity
cadenza would be proud

“Hurrah,” I say in mock triumph. “Fat Girls–1, Bullies–0.”

girlie I was on your side until you said that

"snogged"
it's over... they're British
I should've known with the private school shit fuck

my tired, unable to stay focused ass needs these recaps at the end of these chapters (as ridiculous as they are)

OH SHES DELULU
her listing out his classes and swooning is tewww relatable fuck

wenches 😭 game of thrones flashbacks

“I know it’s an old-fashioned word. I was brought up mostly by my grandmother. This shows from time to time.”
I know you... you just demonstrated it why reiterate that