Status Updates From Nice Try, Jane Sinner

Suspect could read more but suspect is sooo tired

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I’m sorry this is just really slow

I consume too much and I don’t read oops. I’ll be done one day

Sorry mom called so unfortunately we’re just not finishing this before 27

Made it to 100 guys

It appears I’m almost done guys what’s next?!🤪

Sorry guys I’ll be done in December

Hinkfuss. Clogged toilet. Eating someone’s cake, goodnight. Commitment issues result in me reading at the pace of a turtle

Ya ya fast read ya ya ya
😁I’m just hungy bro

MY BABY HAS ARRIVED.

every thought jane has (that isn’t about christianity or house of orange) is like exactly something i’ve thought. like to an eerie amount. i wasn’t a star anything and i feel slushy indifference too. except that i’m turning twenty this year and am not in high school anymore or college yet.