Status Updates From Grimm's Fairy Tales

For some reason the Spotify version of this isn’t anywhere. So just know I’m listening to the Grimm stories on Spotify (a audiobook) but had to use this.

Fundevogel - Family cook wants to boil a child alive, so the kids runaway. Her first thought is, “Oh no! What will my boss do if he finds out that his kids are missing?” Ma’am, you were trying to eat the kid? Why do you care about that now? 😭