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This man is still trying to gaslight me that he DIDNT copy his homework
Dude I knOW this story you can give up the pretense

Every so often Mr Horwood makes a v valiant effort to make some misdirection that this is not, in fact, just about mole Jesus and really he ought to be commended for trying so hard.

Despite Mr Horwood's protestations i am still willing to bet twenty bucks beechen dies horribly at some point in this book