Status Updates From De la Tierra a la Luna (Spa...

"but till then the experiment of the gun club can have no other result than to have provided our solar system with a new star"

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"or
2. the projectile, following an immutabile law, will continue to gravitate round the moon till the end of time"

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bro imagine being stuck in orbit around the moon 2833 miles away from it 😭😭😭😭😭😭

"as soon as the first effects were over, the injured, the deaf, and lastly, the crowd in general, woke up with frenzied cries. "hurrah for ardan! hurrah for barbicane! hurrah for nicholl!"

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"this immense canopy of fire was perceived at a distance of 100 miles out at sea, and more than one ships captain entered in his log the appearance of this gigantic meteor"

bro I'm cackling, what must've they thought at such a sight

"Michel ardan, always easy... was full of inexhaustible gaiety, laughing, joking, playing pranks with J.T. Marston. in one word, he was the thorough "frenchman" (and worse, a "parisian") to the last moment"

BRO

"and, a still more significant fact, even the national passion for gambling quelle for the time under the general excitement of the hour"

the flipping national passion bro ts can't be serious

"for, if the projectile were not fired that very night at 10h. 46m. 40s. p.m., more than eighteen years must roll by before the moon would again present herself under the same conditions of zenith and perigee"

bro I'm crying, they need it as exact as seconds??????

"I dare say, my dear ardan," replied the president, "but our projectile is no Noahs ark, from which it differs both in dimensions and object. let us confine ourselves to possibilities"

"when one forgets one's anger in mechanics or in cobwebs, it is a sign that the anger is not dangerous"

"he was one of those originals which nature sometimes invents in the freak of a moment, and of which she then breaks the mould"

"a hair brained fellow"

michel ardan the diva u are

"reflected? have I any time to spare? I find an opportunity of making a trip to the moon, and I mean to profit by it. there is the whole gist of the matter :3"